1. On the night before a big test you:
a.
Go to bed early for some beauty rest.
b.
Daydream about the love of your life.
c.
Trust that your top-of-the-line super-computer will help you prepare.
d.
Go to the slug races.
2. As a birthday present, you would like:
a.
A new mirror for your collection.
b.
A kiss from your one true love
c.
The most expensive, hardest-to-find gift possible.
d.
A kiss from your one true love…and the most expensive, hardest to find gift possible.
3. Your fellow classmates describe you as:
a.
Stunningly beautiful
b.
In love with Bernie
c.
The kid with the million-dollar smile
d.
Mr. Charm
4. The worst thing you can imagine is:
a.
A bad hair day.
b.
Life without that special someone.
c.
Having your allowance cut off.
d.
Being good.
5. Headmaster Upchuck has just called you to his office, you:
a.
Smile and bat your eyelashes.
b.
Hope it is good news about your crush.
c.
Threaten to call your parents.
d.
Charm him. He can't prove anything.
6. During football season you are:
a.
The best cheerleader.
b.
On the field, destroying the competition.
c.
Playing soccer -- it's so refined.
d.
Trying to talk your way out of trouble.
7. What is your ideal pet?
a.
Something beautiful...not that anything is as beautiful as you.
b.
Who needs a pet when you are in love?
c.
A super-advanced robotic cat.
d.
A dog who stinks -- but is always there for you.
8. On the Rotten School campus, you would feel most at home at:
a.
The girl's dorm
b.
Arm wrestling
c.
Nyce House
d.
Rotten House
9. Breakfast is a meal best served:
a.
After making sure your hair and make-up are perfect.
b.
While you gaze into your crush's eyes.
c.
By your staff of servants.
d.
By a fellow student as you relax in bed.
10. Which of the following hobbies do you enjoy:
a.
Being perfect.
b.
Planning dream dates with your one and only.
c.
Counting your money.
d.
Dropping water balloons out the window.
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ROTTEN SCHOOL by R.L. Stine books created and produced by Parachute Publishing, L.L.C.
Illustrations by Trip Park
"Rah Rah Rotten School Song"
Written by M. Stine, C. Stine, E. Weinberg
Music by Matt Stine, Cody Stine
Produced by Matt Stine, Giantsound
Copyright © 2005 Parachute Publishing, L.L.C.
